The Young and the Dead

If it was surprising that Tyler Cassity, then in his 20s, bought what is now Hollywood Forever cemetery back in the late 90s, it is even more surprising that he still owns it. Not to knock Mr. Cassity, but think about how many businesses fail within a few years, and think of the large scope of taking on a dilapidated city cemetery and revolutionizing it. I didn’t even know the cemetery had ever been in trouble; I know of it from reading Find A Death only, of course, having never been to California myself, but the place is mentioned a lot on that site and also whenever conversations online turn to the best places to see a movie while picnicking. Yep, that’s right, you can watch a movie in the very place where many movie stars are resting in peace, and it’s largely because of the vision of young Mr. Cassity.

I enjoyed the documentary quite a bit, but I have one issue with it. Either this documentary in particular, or the entire HBO series America Undercover of which The Young and the Dead is a part, had a huge influence on all the “look at these regular people doing a weird job” reality cable shows my TV is completely clogged up with. You know the ones, featuring really short people training pit bulls, or really ugly people repoing cars, and so forth. I mean this documentary is a lot more interesting and contains no stupid drama for it’s own sake, but it’s obviously an influence, from the opening shot of Cassity’s entire staff walking in a slo-mo line down a hall, to the way we get to watch people doing business on phones, to the wedding we “attend” between two staff members. So, sarcastic thanks for starting the stupid trend.

But other than that, and I’m half joking (grr), this is an interesting piece. We see the process of one man planning his wife’s funeral, which he knows is imminent because she has Alzheimer’s. The thing that’s unique about a funeral at Hollywood Forever, though, is that when it’s planned ahead of time, the staff puts together a multimedia presentation about the deceased’s life, just like if they were famous and they died and there were bios on TV. We meet the people who hang around the cemetery, either because they like the quiet, or because they want to be close to a favorite star. I always knew there was nothing weird about me for hanging around our local cemetery to be alone with the flowers and sculptures! You can even buy a plot near a favorite celeb. For example, Marilyn Monroe is in a mausoleum, and a guy bought the, I don’t know, drawer? above her so he could be buried face down on top of her. Yeah, I’m not weird at all compared to that guy. There was also a moving segment showing the re-interment of Academy Award winner Hattie McDaniel, who had wanted to be buried in the cemetery when she died but was prevented by the racist then-owner. Big ups to those who finally respected her final wishes and had her moved there.

Morbid thought: Tyler Cassity bought the cemetery for less than 400 grand, which means he essentially purchased, along with the land, the bodies of Marilyn, Tyrone Power, Mel Blanc, John Huston, Clifton Webb, Rudolph Valentino, and many others. He got them all for less than you could purchase even one of them on eBay, if it was legal to buy dead bodies.

Speaking of Valentino, one of the main sections of the doc dealt with the annual memorial his fans put on for him there. There’s a long history of “ladies in black” presiding, and a guy in the film named Bud Testa who hadn’t missed a ceremony since the 50s. Unfortunately, he had to miss it the year they were filming The Young and the Dead because he was sick, but Cassity went to his hospital room and recorded him opening and closing the ceremony. That way he could be there still in presence, if not physically. This is just one of the many personal services that has ensured that Cassity has stayed in business for so long.

The film came out in 2000, so I’m guessing many of the older interviewees are now permanent residents of the place. But of all the “where are they now” wondering I’m doing, I wonder mostly about a girl of 12 or so who was interviewed at the Valentino service. She was dressed in a traditional black dress and veil and her parents were so proud of her uniqueness for being such a young fan. She had over 300 pictures, they said, all over her room, of the silent film star, and had been to the cemetery for several of her own birthdays along with the yearly trips for the organized Valentino celebration. When interviewed, she mentioned that she liked Valentino’s eyes, his butt, and the way he was able to move on camera. It reminded me of my own obsession with Jim Morrison at that age, except that hers was a lot cooler. I wonder if she still likes Valentino.

It’s a testament to the power and magic of Hollywood in general, as well as Valentino in particular, that a little girl born sixty-odd years after the man died was able to feel that way. I mean, I don’t always praise the traditional Hollywood movie, but I wouldn’t be here spending countless hours writing this blog without it. Hollywood forever indeed.


The Spell

I’d been putting off watching The Spell for awhile, probably because I thought it was just going to be a plus-sized version of Carrie. I was missing out on what I now feel is pretty much the quintessential TV horror movie. Strong words, I know, but The Spell encapsulates everything I hope to feature here on Tuesdays.

Rita (Susan Myers) is a chubby fifteen year old girl who can’t seem to catch her breath from all the put-downs in her life. If it’s not coming out of the mouths of the popular girls at school, it’s coming from her father (James Olson) at home. He loves Rita, but he doesn’t know what to do with her and her sometimes shit attitude. Her mother (Lee Grant, looking really gorgeous) defends her, but her father prefers her pretty, eager-to-please younger sister (Helen Hunt). Pretty soon people around Rita start dying mysteriously, or nearly so. A mean girl at school falls from the rope in gym class; then, shockingly, a neighbor spontaneously combusts! Is Rita the psychic murderer, or, as a local paranormal expert (Jack Colvin) suggests, is there a more powerful psychic using Rita?

Fans of the variety of horror movie that delivers kill after kill may get impatient, because there is a lot of drama between the horrific moments, but boy am I glad everything was allowed to build up. Even some things I thought at first were ridiculous, like the gym teacher (Lelia Goldoni) who simply clicks off her stopwatch when the mean girl falls instead of rushing to her aid, are explained eventually. The payoff at the end is worth every family fight we have to sit through. It’s not often that I don’t guess the twist at the end of a movie, but this one got me good and made me want to cheer. Watch this on Netflix instant or Hulu soon!


Abby

Known for better or worse as “the black Exorcist,” Abby is the story of a sweet, young preacher’s wife (Carol Speed) in Louisville, Kentucky who turns into a cursing, fornicating, violent hot mess with big ass eyebrows when she becomes possessed by an African demon. Also starring the always excellent William Marshall as Abby’s father-in-law, a professor and minister who accidentally releases the demon on a research trip to Africa, Abby was plagued by a lawsuit alleging too many similarities to The Exorcist; Warner Brothers won the suit and Abby was pulled from theaters, but not before making about 4 million at the box office.

Was the lawsuit justified? Yes and no. There is vomiting in Abby, as well as killings by the possessed, flashes of a demon face, similar medical tests to what Reagan McNeill undergoes, and a rousing game of “light as a feather, stiff as a board.” But how many movies have ripped off The Exorcist and not been sued? Easily many times the number as the amount of ripoffs included in the 80s round of “it’s The Big Chill, but for X demographic” and the “body switching” movies combined. What I mean to say is, people make ripoffs all the time and nothing happens. One wonders if there was a bit of racism involved in this one being targeted. I don’t know for sure, but I know that if you like blaxploitation horror and 70s B-horror in general, you’ll not be sorry if you track down Abby. It definitely has enough of a unique feel compared to The Exorcist and any number of other possession flicks to be worth a watch.

As always, there is a social comment to be found in this older B film, even if it was not apparent at the time it was released. Perhaps one of the most valuable things to take away from a viewing of Abby is the fact that we have come so far in our treatment of the mentally ill since this film was made. When Abby is obviously showing signs of a drastic personality change, her medical doctor simply says this case is out of his field and rudely walks away shaking his head. It is Marshall’s character who tells Abby’s husband (Terry Carter) to take her to the hospital, and he is consulted by phone from Africa! Then, when the doctor at the hospital suggests a psychiatrist, Abby’s mother (Juanita Moore) has a screaming fit in the waiting room because she insists her daughter isn’t mentally ill! Some of that could be down to bad writing and acting, but I think it speaks volumes about attitudes at the time, to have mental illness be portrayed as either unmentionable or impossible. Why wouldn’t the people involved want to help the poor woman in any way they could, even if it meant suggesting or consulting a psychiatrist?

Worst of all, the shrink won’t be in until after Abby has spent the weekend “resting” in the hospital,  leaving her plenty of time to leave the hospital (breaking stuff and throwing people on the way out the door), tear up her own house, then hit the bars and probably pick up a few diseases. Even the psychiatrist doesn’t see the case as a priority, although what might have happened (electro shock, lobotomy, commitment) if he’d gotten his hands on her might have been worse than an exorcism on the floor of a dive bar. Even though, for purposes of the story, Abby wasn’t actually crazy, I’m thankful that a similar hypothetical sick person would receive better treatment now, and that if this film was made today, it would be more sensitive to the subject. Lord knows we don’t need our B-movies to be any more offensive than they, by necessity, already are.


Weird Science

With Weird Science, John Hughes dialed down the awkwardness of the teen angst and came up with what I consider to be a perfect comic fantasy. This one is less painful than any of his movies, except maybe Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. But actually, even Ferris Bueller had that long sequence where you keep thinking he’s gonna get caught, and I prefer for my perfect comedy not to leave me tense. Plus, Weird Science has the supernatural element going for it. So I’m going to come right out and say that this is my favorite John Hughes movie, if not my favorite teen comedy period. I mean, the blue kitchen, the greasy pork sandwich line, the people from the bar showing up at the party, the clothes, the hair, the grandparents frozen in the closet, the half naked girl flying out through the chimney…I love every second of this movie. Continue reading


The Cape Canaveral Monsters (1960)

Most of the time I like B-movies in spite of, or even because of, their flaws. But occasionally, I find a B-movie that has received unfairly low ratings. The Cape Canaveral Monsters is such a movie. It’s actually a lot of fun, and for my taste no worse than any other space age monster movie. Continue reading


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