I don’t really want to give away my movie idea, but I will give you some hints. It came to me in a dream and it features a popular form of undead of which I am not really a fan. Vague enough? Good.

In the interest of other awesome movie ideas getting made into movies, how about a top five list of the types of movies I am sick of?

5. A group of douchebags go to a secluded area to be slaughtered one by one.

4. A lovable family of cannibals eats travelers.

3. Puzzle boxes of death kill morons.

2. Teenage girls in short skirts perform impossible feats of kung fu against monsters in a metaphor for the trials of adolescence.

1. Everything is haunted, y’all!